Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Dallas where we lay our scene. From ancient grudge break to new rose ceremonies, Where civil group dates make civil drama unclean.
Tonight’s episode of The Bachelorette involves two fewer suicides than Romeo & Juliet, but let’s be real, just as much drama. Should I do this blog post in iambic pentameter?
July 25, 2017 July 25, 2017
abba, bryan, count paris, dallas, eric, juliet, peter, rachel, rachel lindsay, reality television, romeo, romeo and juliet, rose ceremony, spain, the bachelor, the bachelorette, the winner takes it all
This week’s episode of The Bachelorette is a two-parter. In part one, Captain von Trapp hires fraulein Maria to be a nanny to his seven kids. In part two, he and Maria get married and fight the Nazis.
Wait, sorry guys. I’m doing that thing again where I mix up The Bachelorette and The Sound of Music. They both are set in scenic locales, they both heavily feature conflict, it’s an easy mistake.
June 28, 2017 June 28, 2017
ABC, adam, alex, anthony, bryan, carlesberg, copenhagen, dean, denmark, elle woods, eric, friends, handball, jack stone, josiah, jude law, kenny, lee, matt, norway, olso, peter, Rachel Green, rachel lindsay, reality television, reality tv, ross geller, seneca crane, sienna miller, snap cup, the bachelor, the bachelorette, the little mermaid, the notebook, the sound of music, titus, viking, will, x factor
As Memorial Day came to a close I thought back on all the sacrifices our soldiers made for our country. And I couldn’t help but wonder, are we all soldiers in the war for love?
Okay, that’s my one and only shot at being Carrie Bradshaw. Here’s what you missed on this week’s edition of The Bachelorette:
May 30, 2017 May 31, 2017
ABC, ashton kutcher, bark box, basketball, carrie bradshaw, chris harrison, Cocktail Party, dean, demario, dog party, james dean, kareem abdul jabbar, master of none, mila kunis, nashville, peter, rachel, rachel lindsay, ron weasley, taylor swift, the bachelor, the bachelorette, tim gunn, weber grills
So how about that episode of Dancing with the Stars last night, right? Just kidding guys, you know why we’re here. The Bachelorette is back.
Is everybody ready to take off your lawyer hat and put on your love hat? (Paraphrased slightly from Rachel’s opening intro.)
As Chris Harrison is quick to point out, our Bachelorette, Rachel, has everything. Great friends, a loving family, a powerful career… she’s just missing one thing: the most expensive dating app on the market, ABC.